March 2010
50 posts
“Relationships are like algebra. It’s complicated, and sometimes the problems are...”
– George P. Tibbles (via georgetibbles) (via fuckyeahmath) (via doublebagel) (via quote-book)
<i love the analogy> :)
i love this. Ü
girl: -gives the boy a ring- Here. Wear this and keep this close to your heart. Don’t ever take it off unless you don’t feel the same anymore..
boy: Okay. That’s a promise
-Two Years Later-
boy: Hey, I wanted to give you something back… -Hands her back the ring she gave him-
girl: What..? -gets teary-
boy: Remember you told me not to ever take this ring off unless i don’t feel the same anymore?
girl: Yes..
boy: Well I guess it’s time I return this ring to you then..
girl: Oh. I understand..
boy: -smiles-
girl: -slowly walks away and starts crying-
boy: -shouts this out loud as she walks away- I don’t feel the same anymore because I don’t want to be boyfriend & girlfriend anymore.. I want to be more than that. So Baby, -gets down on one knee- if you accept.. Will you marry me and stay with me for the rest of my life? Unless YOU don’t feel the same..
girl: -stops walking and turns around to face him-
boy: so do you?
girl: Yes.. YES, i do. I will
The Knock-Knock Compilation.
kidaokagee:
buyungbuyung:
Dahil sa nauuso nanamang muli ang Knock-Knock Jokes. Eto ang ilan sa mganapulot kong Knock-Knock Jokes mula sa mga kaibigan ko dito sa Elbi, pati na rin yung mga taong hindi ko kilala pero pinakinggan ko ang Knock-Knock nila habang naglalakad. Wee. Wag ng kumontra kung corny. :]
Ganito na lang ang scheme para tipid sa space.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
______.
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hellomudblood-deactivated201101 asked: You're in a fight? :O
The most selfish 1 letter word: I. Avoid it. The...
iamxtrouble:
ba—xy:
alexxxmarie:
alinamylove:
fuckyeahhappy:
(via sleepandeat)
Party sa Manila Bay (Party in the USA)
justletmesay:
by: JP
(to the tune of Party in the USA)
I hopped off the boat at Manila Bay
With my bayong and tsinelas
Welcome to the boulevard called Roxas
Whoa! Bakit amoy Payatas?
Jumped in the jeep
Barya lang sa umaga
Look to my right
Nakita ko ang Luneta
I am getting so hungry
All the food seem so dirty
My tummy’s turnin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda getting sick
Sobrang pressure...
INA NYO!: MGA ARAL NG BUHAY →
pinoytumblr:
1. Si Inay, tinuruan niya ako HOW TO
APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “Kung kayong dalawa ay magpapatayan, doon kayo sa labas! Mga leche kayo, kalilinis ko lang ng bahay.”
2. Natuto ako ng RELIGION kay Itay. “Kapag yang mantsa di natanggal sa bagong pantalon mo, magdasal ka na!”
3.Kay Inay ako natuto ng LOGIC. “Kaya ganyan, dahil sinabi ko.”
4. At kay Inay pa rin ako...
followthatway asked: What fight? Oh my!
05. for you. KKK
“Lumayo kana sa akin Wag mo kong kausapin Parang awa mo na Wag kang magpapaakit sakin Ayoko lang masaktan ka Malakas akong mambola Hindi ako santa..
Hindi ikaw yung tipong niloloko At hindi naman ako yung tipong nagseseryoso At kahit sulit sana sayo ang kasalanan Lolokohin lang kita kaya kung pwede wag nalang Dahil ayoko nang masaktan ka Wag kang maniniwala Hindi ako santa..” -parokya...
04. moment of truth
he asked me,
“are you still inlove with me?”
and i said, “YES.”
(i am a LIAR)
-sometimes, to lessen up somebody else’s pain, you have to suffer.. :c
03.
you will soon get over me “K”
someday, you’ll learn to forget about me…
someday, you will no longer be needing me…
you’ll soon forget about my existence…
just the way “HE” did…
im sorry… i wasn’t meant for you…
Pinoy Tumblr.: Top Kontrabida Quotes! →
1. “What’s that? Do you hear that? Oh, it’s the sound of me not caring.” 2. “You think you’re good enough? Think again.” 3. “Ipinanganak ako para guluhin ang buhay mo!” 4. “What a coincidence.UGLY starts with ‘U’.” 5. “Ang ganda ng babaeng ipinalit mo sa akin.mula ulo, mukhang paa!” 6….
02. LSS
“this is what i dreamed about,
but the only question with me now
is do i make you proud?
stronger than i’ve ever been now
never be afraid of standing out
but do i make you proud?”
‘yan lang talaga palage ang kinakanta ko.. HAHA..
performance test na on monday…
waa!… SUPER goodluck sa makakasabay kong STB.. :D
01. if only..
i would have loved being in her shoes now,
knowing that im going to be loved by you…
if only i could,
i would’ve done it long ago…
but i couldn’t… for we were
NOT MEANT TO BE… :(
The Top Stupid Answers To Game Show Questions...
themarinegeek:
nixsayo:
1. Blasphemous – Q: “Ano sa Tagalog ang teeth?” A: “Utong!” 2. Carlo of Taguig – Q: “Kung ang light ay ilaw, ano naman ang lightning?” A: “Umiilaw!” 3. Pancho – Q: “Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao? A: “Humanitarian?” 4. Joan C – Q: “Sina Michael at Raphael ay mga…” A: “Ninja?” 5. Potpot/Simplyme – Q: “Ano ang karaniwang...
